Q
I love you and everyone on your blog does too so please don't
A

You love my blog? That doesn’t help the situation, Evan.


Q
Why would you think that? Trust me, no matter how awful you think you are, you truly are a great person :)
Anonymous
A

A truly great person, eh? Well, let me tell you a little something. I am, according to every single person at school and my own mother and step dad, a whore because I had sex at fourteen and have had sex with my current boyfriend. My parents mock me about it and say I’m going to get pregnant at fifteen and have to carry around a baby forever and ruin my life because most of my family did that and I somehow fit into the tradition. Without meaning to. And so, I go through school and everyday a guy walks up with enough courage to grab my ass and dry hump me. Sexual harassment right there. And what do the teachers do? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Lets not forget that I’ve stolen my mom’s credit card to buy something and lied about homework, skipped classes to cry and throw up my internal organs, and have broken a kid’s jaw out of anger. But, I’m the victim here. My own mother told me I deserve to burn in Hell. Does that mean I will? I hope so. I desperately deserve to burn for eternity.


assbuttwhoyou:

I am going to kill myself. I doubt any of you are enough, though.


Q
No, please don't do that! You are amazing :)
Anonymous
A

Amazing? I’m a terrible person.


bosimba:

i tried to do the redraw a screencap thign btu idk what happened

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Q
what's your religion?
Anonymous
A

moriarty:

kanye west


laughterneverdies:

casualfangirling:

she-wants-the-doitsu:

whendaybreaks:

nicolasandthecage:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

this fucking site i swear to god 

(via coconads)


deutsche-bishoujo:

"you don’t need medicine it’s all poison"

"nature is better than therapy just look at a waterfall"

"real medicine is fruits and vegetables"

image

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is it free
every student ever when offered something (via timeturner)

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bestnatesmithever:

coolscar:

my friend is watching the emperors new groove for the first time

Jesus, I was watching this today with my son and I thought the same thing.

bestnatesmithever:

coolscar:

my friend is watching the emperors new groove for the first time

Jesus, I was watching this today with my son and I thought the same thing.


utter-insanity101:

get-back-to-hogwarts:

sam-the-moose:

mylovelypadalumps:

doctor-sherloki:

wakingthegoldenwood:

eridanschoiceass:

hush little fandom dont you cry
you all knew your fav character was going to die 

#a song by joss whedon

accompanied by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss.

feat. Eric Kripke

back up vocals done by J.K. Rowling

produced by Suzanne Collins

music video staring Benedict Cumberbatch and David Tennant

(via assbuttwhoyou)


oomshi:

is meth a carb

(via oomshi)


(via sickdarlings)


shuckl:

do you have any idea what time it is young lady

shuckl:

do you have any idea what time it is young lady

(via firebreathingeli)


nina-chii:

paradoxical-pterodactyl:

GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!!
MY HEARTMY HEART

Neko want a cookie. Please be mine ♥o♥

nina-chii:

paradoxical-pterodactyl:

GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!!

MY HEART
MY HEART

Neko want a cookie. Please be mine ♥o♥

(via firebreathingeli)